HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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