he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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