I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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