Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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