4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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