Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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