This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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