Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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