Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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