we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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