Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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