STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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