: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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