Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
