: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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