No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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