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How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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