he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He better not be in your backpack
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Randomize
