I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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