Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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