he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
A+ Viking dick
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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