Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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