I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
did i walk over a car last night?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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