? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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