i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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