So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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