I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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