dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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