id be glad to
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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