I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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