"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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