Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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