Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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