I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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