wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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