marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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