Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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