I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You work out of a Hotel?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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