That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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