It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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