Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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