I cockslap morals
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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