i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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