why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
be right there i have to get my cape
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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