No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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