dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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