then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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