so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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