I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
