If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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