the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
